The Bachelor: Week 7

In the immortal words of Liz Lemon: "What the WHAT?"

Seriously, Ben?

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Let's not get ahead of ourselves though. 

First, Ben had a lovely date with Lindzi in which they first heli-dove into a 500-foot ocean pool off the pristine shores of Belize. And then proceeded eat dinner on a bunch of pillows on a dock. Doesn't that just look so completely uncomfortable? Why do they always do that? Lindzi is just too cute, I have loved her since she rode in to the first episode on a horse. She just seems like a lot of fun. I loved how she and Ben wrote a message in a bottle. Tres romantic.

Next, it was time for precious Emily to go on a one-on-one date. I am obsessed with that cute blue dress she wears on her date. In addition, she has the greatest personality and drank a beer from the street out of a bottle. She can roll, people.

Then, (insert sigh here) it was time for Courtney's date. It was just hard to watch. That's all I can say.

And last, the group date. We discovered the one thing that Rachel's bangs cannot overcome: her paralyzing fear of sharks. Unfortunately, the date involved swimming with sharks. She made it through though, with Ben's support (yikes, did I just write that?).

Anywho, in the end favey fave Kacie got the rose on the group date for being awesome...oh and professing her love for Ben. Hooray! 

And, (put on your Chris Harrison voice here) in the most disappointing rose ceremony in Bachelor history, Ben chose Courtney over Emily. Whhhhyyyyy???? 

So, next week we'll visit the hometowns of Nicki, Kacie, Lindzi and Courtney. Kacie is still favey, but I'm getting worried! Will Kacie's father give Ben his permission? Will Ben discover Courtney's true colors? Will Lindzi ride a horse again? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

xo,

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