Bachelorette Recap: Week Nine

The Men Tell All week!

Oh boy. First of all, don't you feel sorry for the guys who no one remembers who have to come back for The Men Tell All?

Like this guy, bless his heart, who is this guy?

But I digress, I loved seeing Kalon in the hot seat and seeing his flashbacks with the creepy villain music. That really doesn't get old at all. The most amazing part is that I really think that to this day he doesn't think he said anything wrong to Emily. And I love seeing Emily get bleeped in the flashbacks. It's like seeing Bambi flip someone off.

I'm still convinced that Ryan is a sociopath. How could he possibly have thought he would be the next Bachelor? I loved Chris Harrison quickly refuting this rumor. I mean. Ryan's arguments with Chris (not Harrison, the other one) were hysterical. I wish Ryan were going to be on Bachelor Pad. Could you imagine how many tank tops he would need to bring?

Sean was of course, perfect in the hot seat. I was just waiting for Chris Harrison to announce him as the next Bachelor. Don't you think he would be awesome?

Emily, way to bring it in hot pink Herve Leger. Love it. I also give best quote of the night to Emily when she addressed Kalon: "I just hope that you find faith in something bigger than your Prada shoes and your rented helicopter." Well said.

I am so excited for Sunday! I think I'm Team Jef all the way now, but either way I'll be happy. I think they're both good guys.

And look at this hot mess of a cast for Bachelor Pad, which begins Monday.

Kalon, Blakely, Chris, Lindzi...and I am personally so excited to see Ed and Reid from Jillian's season duke it out. Reid was a personal fave of mine. And this season, four real fans join the house. Should be interesting...

xo,

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